“I got my first blowjob when I was 17 in the middle of our family living room at 6 a.m. To this day, whenever I finish giving head, I imagine my old ass teacher giving me that mortifying heads up (ha).”ĥ. Jizz on my lip for my 100-year-old bio teacher to see.
When I got there, my teacher noted that I had some white stuff on my lip. I wiped my mouth, stood up, said ‘thank you,’ and ran to my exam. I told him to meet me the next morning at the one unisex bathroom at our school, minutes before my bio final. I IM-ed this boy from the grade above who had eyes for me and was a notorious slut. I still hadn’t given one, but I wasn’t giving up. Skip to five years later, and it’s the eve of my 15th birthday. She told me that people ‘normally’ give/receive head by 15, so naturally, I was determined to have my debut before then. I was fascinated… a penis in your mouth? And you… suck on it? Like candy? Bizarre. “When I was in third grade, my older sister told me what a blowjob was. But I was rocking a half-chub, and she fucking knows it.”Ĥ. Then after I came out she told everyone she knew I was gay because I didn’t have a boner when she blew me. I was super embarrassed because I hadn’t shaved and I thought this girl was gonna think I was dirty. It was before I came out, and it was in a laundry room. He’s uncircumcised and I’m Jewish, so to this day, we refer to that night as his bris.”ģ. We stayed together for a while after that and remain really good friends.
Like, his penis literally started to bleed because I’d scratched some skin off with my teeth. The moment it started happening, though, all those hours of planning and practicing on bananas (yes, I actually practiced on bananas… and the occasional cucumber) went right out the window. My more experienced friends had given me a slew of tips-cover your teeth, incorporate your hands, look up at him while you do it. “We were both 16, and he was my boyfriend at the time. She left me pants down in the middle of the alley where she’d started the job. Worst part, though? I was so hammered and nervous that I didn’t even bust. The next morning, I realized she’d stolen the family vacation camera from my back pocket. All my friends had gotten head already and I was really anxious and extremely wasted, so I panicked and solicited a questionably very old streetwalker.
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